Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

• Ain't Nobody But Me
• And The Light
• Another Man's Woman
• Bloody Well Right
• Breakfast In America
• Cannonball
• Crime Of The Century
• Downstream
• Free As A Bird
• From Now On
• Give Me A Chance
• Goodbye Stranger
• It's A Hard World
• Listen To Me Please
• Logical Song
• Rudy
• School
• Sooner Or Later
• Take The Long Way Home
• You Win, I Lose