Words and music by lennon & mccartney

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew is mind out in car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the house of lords

I saw a film today oh boy,
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today oh boy
Four-thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small they had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall
I'd love to turn you on

• A Day in The Life
• Another Pyramid
• Beneath a Desert Moon
• Black & White Army
• Come Down in Time
• Conversation With a Dog
• End of The Game
• Gabriel's Message
• How Insensitive
• I Shall Be Released
• I'll Follow My Secret Heart
• If You There
• In The Wee Small Hours of The Morning
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• It's a Lonesome Old Town
• January Stars
• Lullaby to an Anxious Child
• Mo Ghile Mear
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Nice Work if You Can Get It
• Round Midnight
• Sisters of Mercy
• Spread a Little Happiness
• Strange Fruit
• Take Me to The Sunshine
• The Mighty
• The Pirate's Bride
• The Wind Cries Mary
• The Windmills of Your Mind
• This Was Never Meant to Be
• Tutti Frutti
• Up from The Skies
• Vengo Del Sur
• Waters of Tyne