She Ёc got my number and she Ёc chasing me so far
Me Ёc out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, i's high on believing
It's all surreal
Slip on a t-shirt, me Ёc gotta look so cool
Me biba braces are making me so cruel
She Ёc dinosaur and me Ёc her he-whore
Sleep muriel

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping

She dressed to kill and me Ёc looking so jolly
I know she will 'cos she's a lady of folly
She's seventeen, oh ! you know what I mean
She's a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh ! she'll bust her elastic
She Ёc so inviting, me Ёc giving up fighting
I'm all in a whirl

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping

A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman
Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more
So gullible !!!!
Me Ёc took ma hand and she said never give up
Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yes
So subtleЎ­..

Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping

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