Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere
Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie
I am looking for a dildo in the sky
And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus:
Think I'll call the menendez boys


Turnin' on the tv setЁcЁchypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
« in plastic frown, » blow up this town, think I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus repeat x3

Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen
Shave my body of every hairЁcЁcrub me down with amphetamine
Jump back in my railЁcЁcpunchin' it I got spooked2
Remove tattoos, the bel air bluesЁcЁcthink I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus repeat

Livin' on a crooked roadЁcЁclike a dust bowl refugee
Crawlin' on the freewayЁcЁccleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb
You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole
And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole

« slattery has his wakeЁcЁca boomer in my stash »
An angle slide in baltimoreЁcЁctop 40 pederast
Everybody got another 'nother plan
Everybody got another 'nother land
Never never never never never never never!
Never never never!

Chorus repeat x4

• After The Storm
• Amnesia
• Back Towards Diamond Bar
• Bel Air Blues
• Beloved Movie Star
• Big American Problem
• Bing Can't Walk
• Cannon Song
• Deep Inside We're Blue
• Don't Box Me In
• Don't Drop The Soap
• Floundering
• Free of It All
• Funzone
• Garage Band '69
• Hell in a Handbasket
• Highway Song
• My Exclusive Sex Club
• New Blue Mercedes
• Old Bent Coin
• Only a Hobo
• Police Call
• Talk Hard
• The Man in The Long Black Coat
• Time Wave Zero
• Triangle Head