(difford/tilbrook)
Warning: these lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. they represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.

I tried to tie you to the bed saliva at my lips
I made it look so comfortable but could not feel to grip
Your eyelids flickered with surprise as suddenly you saw
Your hands and feet all bound and gagged and me out on the floor
It gets harder and hard so hard
It gets harder and hard so hard
It gets harder and hard so hard
It gets so hard

I tried to dance around the room in ballerina tights
With music from the valkyries and dimmers on my lights
You tapped your feet and said that I should take another twirl
You said that I would be so good if I was just a girl

I try to touch you with a song arouse you with some grapes
Enchant you with some lavender but this was my mistake
'cos you prefer to move around to play at postman's knock
I'd like to see your sails go up the face smile on your clock

• Ain't It Sad
• Hard to Find
• Hop, Skip & Jump
• I Must Go
• It's Not Cricket
• It's So Dirty
• Slightly Drunk
• Touching Me, Touching You