The coffee at the hospital
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures and
I'm talking to the judge
And if that judge don't bust you,
I'll take you to the one that will

'cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love

Call me a dumbell, call me a spoiled slug,
I tumbled down your staircase,
And I'm taking you to court.
If that court don't bust you, mama,
I'll take you to the one that will

'cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love

(oh no!)

I would not be on my feet,
I swear by God above.
My arm and first 3 fingers
Are in a plaster glove

I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love

If that cop don't bust you baby,
I'll take you to the one that will.

'cause I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love

The coffee at the hospital
Was a low-down nasty sludge
I got 19 compound fractures, baby
Talkin' to the judge
If that judge don't bust you, mama
I'll take you to the one that will

But I would not be in traction if I did not fall in love

• Breakfast in Bed
• Can't Say No
• Cop That The Robber
• Creation
• Dart Tossin' Blues
• Deep Elem Blues
• Dogs on a Doe
• Forever Collapses
• Gorilla Boy
• Gunsmith's Waltz
• Hambone
• Hey Dick
• House
• I Can't Believe You're Still With Her
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Pandora's Box
• Piece of Glass
• Prisoner of Time
• Scotch & Water Blues
• She Used to Be Mine
• She's Not You
• Sister Sisyphus
• To Make Me Blue
• Traction Blues
• Turn It Upside Down
• Up for Grabs
• Uranium Century
• What My Love
• Where Angels Fear to Tread
• You've Got to Believe in Something