I slapped a pound note
Down on the counter
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'

And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water
And I'm glad I did

I slapped a pound note
'make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir'
They are quite touchy
About anything
Like that personal
Stuff I had simply pasted the new photo over the old one
And I'm glad I did

And they thought I looked
The other way when
They were standing
They were standing in the lee of a slag-heap, making water
And I'm glad I did

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