Andrew's a starfighter pilot
He can get high in his jet
Tells me about all his women
He can get any I'll bet
Andrew's a starfighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world
He's better than James Kirk ir Tweeky
I cradle his picture at night
You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Andrew's a starfighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I've got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tape

• Absolute Gravity
• Days Without Paracetamol
• Downhill From Here
• Favourite Friend
• Fifteen Minutes Old
• Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool
• Holy Cow
• Last Shot Ringing In My Ears
• Little Hide
• Mahogany
• Make Up
• NYC
• One Hundred Things You Should Have Done In Bed
• Starfighter Pilot
• Sticky Teenage Twin
• Velocity Girl