Transcribed by nicola

Sarah:
Hello, this is saint etienne here with a special christmas message for you all. how are you feeling bob?
Bob:
I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say happy christmas, war is over. how are you feeling pete?
Pete:
I'm feeling my oats. it's a bit parky in here, isn't it? anyone fancy a drink? what's your favourite christmas drink bob?
Bob:
Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ? ? ? please?
Pete:
Certainly sir. and sarah?
Sarah:
No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an oxo cube in it please? thank you. mmmmm.
Bob:
Do you want a drink pete, I'm buying this round?
Pete:
No.
Sarah:
We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
Bob:
Driving home for christmas, a smashing song by chris rea. and the second one is..
Pete:
Message in a bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, sting.
Sarah:
And now we'd all like to say...
All:
Happy christmas!!

• 7 Ways to Love
• A Christmas Gift to You
• A Slavic Beauty With a Rose Between Her Teeth
• Accident
• Anymore
• Burnt Out Car
• California Snow Story
• Choc Stock
• Departure Lounge
• Down by The Sea
• Down Town
• Driving Home for Christmas
• Duke Duvet
• Everything I Touch Turns to Gold
• Fake '88
• Fife Coast
• Fifth Floor
• Filthy
• Flight to Tashkent
• Goldie
• Home
• How Far
• How I Learned to Love The Bomb
• I Was Born on Christmas Day
• I'm Too Sexy
• Is It True?
• Jungle Pulse
• La Poupee Qui Fait Non
• Le Baiser Francais
• Lover Plays The Bass
• Message in a Bottle
• My Christmas Prayer
• Oh Boy Feeling when You Held My Hand
• Paper
• Public Information Film
• Puppy Love
• Ready or Not
• Reserection
• Sadie's Anniversary
• Some Place Else
• Sometimes in Winter
• Southern Train
• Speedwell
• Stormtroopers in Drag
• Stranger in Paradise
• Sushi Rider
• Taxi
• The Official Saint Etienne World Cup Theme
• The Process
• Think Twice
• We're Coming in Loaded
• X Amours
• You Know I'll Miss You when You're Gone