By paul westerberg

Get them fingerprints off of this glass
Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody's ass
Excuse me miss
I gotta get under your feet
Oh, one day honey when I ain't got this broom
I'll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets

Cuz I'm a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
I'm a bad bad worker
I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Drag my vaccum in the office of a courtroom star
Crossing the street, I didn't wipe, I was tracking tar

All I need in another one and simple no
(all I need is another warnin' slip, oh no ? )
Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine
Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen

Cuz I'm a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
I'm a bad bad worker
I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
Vote for me
And I'll set everybody
Maybe lay everybody off

Get them fingerprints off of my neck
Sure you haven't cleaned in the office yet
Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time
Worked so hard I ain't got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny

Cuz I'm a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
I'm a bad bad worker
Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage
Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

• All That We've Been Through
• Another Girl, Another Planet
• Bad Worker
• Birthday Gal
• Cool Water
• Cruella De Ville
• Date to Church
• Don't Get Married
• Election Day
• Hold Me in Suspension
• If Only You Were Lonely
• It's Hard to Wave in Handcuffs
• Jungle Rock
• Nowhere is My Home
• Route 66
• Run for The Country
• Satellite
• Tossin' Turnin
• We're The Replacements