All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
Marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs

My polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny

You're the perfect guy's accessory
Dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see
Boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee
Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies

My polyesergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny

Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left an ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me

My polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl
So shiny
Polyestergirl

She's my polyestergirl
Shiniest in all the world
She's my polyestergirl
Shiniest in all the world
She's my polyestergirl
Shiniest in all the world

• ! The Song Formerly Known As
• Black Bugs
• Everyday Formula
• I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff
• I Piss Alone
• I Will Lick Your Arsehole
• Just Another Beautiful Story
• Modern Life
• Mr T.
• Polyestergirl
• The World of Sleaze