I piss alone, ugh hoh
I don't want nobody to know
That I don't have the pressure of some of the other boys
They make a noise, it scares me so

I piss alone, alone
I don't want nobody to know
That I don't have the pressure of some of the other boys

Leave me alone, alone
I just wanna be on my own
Cos I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys

I want a world where pissing troughs are obselete
There's only rows and rows of cubicles

I'm so afraid
When I try it is often delayed
I stand and stare into the air
And then I might just put it away

So quiet in here
The only sound around is the fear
The other guy is pounding the wall
Like he's shooting dear

I need a place where I can close and lock the door
There I can stop and let it flow

• ! The Song Formerly Known As
• Black Bugs
• Everyday Formula
• I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff
• I Piss Alone
• I Will Lick Your Arsehole
• Just Another Beautiful Story
• Modern Life
• Mr T.
• Polyestergirl
• The World of Sleaze