She took all the pleasure and none of the pain
All of the credit and none of the blame
I came home to an empty flat
She'd left me a note and taken the cat

The cord that they knotted to keep us apart
Could never be broken: it was tied to my heart
She grew thin and I grew fat
She left me and that was that

I'm thinking of renting a villa in france
A french girl has offered to give me a chance
Or maybe I'll take an excursion to spain
And buy a revolver and blow out my brains

• A Rum Tale
• A Souvenir of London
• Bringing Home The Bacon
• Fires
• For Liquorice John
• Grand Hotel
• Robert's Box
• Toujours L'amour