Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy
This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified

Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that's when the neighborhood (d-d-dogs)
They'd line up around the block
Meow

When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it's time to come chase her down (chase her down)

Lo and behold the fantastical way
In which their bodies groove
My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood

Scarlet pussy (it's cool)
Scarlet pussy
Pussycat, pussycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Every dog would try his lines
To get pussy's attention ([...])
All they want is so exposed
In ways too gross to mention (eew!)

Green virgin teenager
A filthy rich yuppie
Pussycat pussycat
Wherefore art thou puppy?
Scarlet pussy

She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over your sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

Meow
Now what's going on?
Oh, no, man, look out!
Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg!
Meow!

Scarlet pussy

Pussycat pussycat
Wherefore art thou, puppy?
Meow

She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

She can make u happy, she can make u sad
She can make u crazy (crazy)
She can make u shiver from your head down to your feet
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets (oh!)

She can make u crazy if u're too close to her heat
She can make u sad when u're happy as can be
She can make u shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy

• 17 Days
• 1999
• 200 Balloons
• 4 The Tears in Your Eyes
• 7
• Adore
• Alphabet St.
• Another Lonely Christmas
• Controversy
• Cream
• Delirious
• Diamonds & Pearls
• Dirty Mind
• Do Me, Baby
• Erotic City
• Escape
• Feel U Up
• Gett Off
• Girl
• God
• Gotta Stop
• Head
• Hello
• Horny Toad
• How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore?
• I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man
• I Feel for You
• I Love U in Me
• I Wanna Be Your Lover
• I Would Die 4 U
• If I Was Your Girlfriend
• Irresistible Bitch
• Kiss
• La, La, La, He, He, Hee
• Let's Go Crazy
• Little Red Corvette
• Nothing Compares 2 U
• Peach
• Pink Cashmere
• Pope
• Power Fantastic
• Purple Rain
• Scarlet Pussy
• She's Always in My Hair
• Shockadelica
• Sign O' The Times
• Soft & Wet
• Thieves in The Temple
• U Got The Look
• Uptown
• When Doves Cry
• When You Were Mine
• Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?