Through the door it slithers in,
Accompanied by it's peers.
Always groveling for attention,
While no one really hears.
In it's mind it's full of wit
And quite the social king.
It plants itself among the rest,
To give it's deadly sting.

It's just a matter of opinion.

Further now there's a man of taste.
Of talent and precision.
To work and strive at his artform.
Has been his life's decision.
The stage is set. the perfect show
Is put before the mass.
Only to be ridiculed
By some slimy, pompous ass.

It's just a matter of opinion.

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• Groundhog's Day
• Harold of The Rocks
• Jellikit
• John The Fisherman
• Pudding Time
• The Hecker
• The Pressman
• Tommy The Cat