Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say el solo number one
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun

Captain pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.

• American Life
• Eleven
• Fish On (Fisherman's Chronicles, Chapter II)
• Grandad's Little Ditty
• Here Come The Bastards
• Is It Luck?
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Los Bastardos
• Seas of Cheese
• Sgt. Baker
• Those Damned Blue-collar Tweekers
• Tommy The Cat