Oh, welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champagne and swimming pools
Well, all you have to lose is your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life
We don't need feebleness in this proximity

Ask good macduff and donalbain, so many good ideas are slain
By those who would dare not step out of line
But if I have my way tonight and chances are I think I might-
I'll turn those sour minds to grapes of wine

Chorus
Welcome to this world

Don't judge the boy by what you hear
The words are heard beyond the ear
The heart and mind are focus for this conversation
But be abound in mystery for that so much you do to me
For there are those who drown in adulation

Chorus

If I had a dime for each time that I heard them preach
Well I'd have wicked thoughts upon my brain

• Bob
• Dmv
• Hail Santa
• Hamburger Train
• My Name is Mud
• Nature Boy
• Pork Chop's Little Ditty
• Pork Soda
• The Air is Getting Slippery
• The Ol' Diamond Back Sturgeon
• Welcome to This World
• Wounded Knee