Lately boy, your head ain't right
And nothing seems to thrill you
Word on the streets is
No sex no more 'cause, it'll kill you

You touch, she bites,
You push, she shoves
Then she yells in your ear
No glove, no love
Oh, it'll ruin the mood
But you know she's right
When the big head stops and the little head talks
You better learn how to walk the walk

Chorus:
As far as I can see
It's really no big mystery
It's the same old story
No ring, no gets
It ain't the boat you float
It's the motion in the ocean and I quote:
Before you start pumping that fuel out your jet
No ring, no gets

(got) this feeling coming over you
It's a very frustrating emotion
You keep thinking your smooth
Start making your move
But your lady starts causin' commotion

You'd like to round the bases
You know that's for sure
Cause miss palm and her five sisters just
Don't cut it no more
You know tonight you'd like to fly her kite
But the wind ain't blowing you got that right

Chorus
Solo

Woman hold the lock
A man's known that for years
You're burning up inside to insert that key
Could bring a man to tears

Your gun is loaded
You got her right in sight
About to pull your trigger
When the girl puts out the lights

But keep your cool don't make a scene
Cause her ?
?

Chorus (2x's)

Don't you want my (repeat)..
Spoken: shut up!

• Baby Gets Around
• Cover of The Rolling Stone
• Doin' as I See on My Tv
• I Want More
• Let Me Be The One
• No Ring, No Gets
• Shut up & Make Love
• That's The Way I Like It
• The Best Thing You Ever Had
• Tragically Unhip