In yellow shoes I get the blues
Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet
With my blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt I look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man how are you?

So I've changed my dear, and I find my knees,
And I covered them up with the latest cut,
And my pants and socks all point in a box,
They don't make long of my nylon socks,
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole,
And all the lot is what I got,
It's what I wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what I am,
Vegetable man.

I've been looking all over the place for a place for me,
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere.
Vegetable man, vegetable man,
He's the kind of person, you just gonna see him if you can,
Vegetable man.

• Apples & Oranges
• Baby Lemonade
• Candy & a Current Bun
• Clowns & Jugglers
• Come in Number 51, Your Time is Up
• Crumbling Land
• Embryo
• Gigolo Aunt
• Golden Hair
• Heart Beat, Pig Meat
• It Would Be So Nice
• King Bee
• Late Night
• Lucy Leave
• No Good Trying
• Octopus
• Opel
• Point Me at The Sky
• Scream Thy Last Scream
• Seabirds
• Swan Lee
• Terminal Frost
• Vegetable Man
• Waving My Arms in The Air/never Lied to You
• What Shall We Do Now
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• Wined & Dined
• Wolfpack