Hope springs eternal
But boys spring infernal
Had high hopes
It lasted just a couple of gropes
Scraps and crumbs
Are all that's been on my plate
My box of condoms
Is past it's expiration date
Macho men and catty queens
And precious little inbetween
Cute guy I got to meet
Another drug tragedy
I'm a reliable guy
In a city of flakes
My box of condoms
Is past it's expiratios date
Trying to find my own niche
Accomplishing nearly zilch
Do I give in and condom?
Suck up to the norm?
I can't relate
This box of condoms
Is past it's expiration date

• Dick of Death
• Expiration Date
• Horny in The Morning
• I Really Wanted You
• Pillow Talk
• The Summer You Let Your Hair Grow Out
• Vanilla