these two shots are for derrick
for rifle not the handgun
for coffee and cigarettes
give it back
you know suicide isn't painless
when you leave everyone in pain
the two shots will never go down the same

this beating's for jimmy
for ultimate devotion
for your mind of my own
bring out your dead
sedated, flatulated
you were the one most
loved and hated
thanks for all that carpet
and your songs

this petron's for jason
this lager's for andy
and these doses are for bomer
and this fix is for bradley
this ritalin's for lumpy
and this speedball's for friday
this nitrous hit is for lynn ??
best friend dobbs

this bowl is for my mom
for drinking more than i did
for posting bail for me
in new york
and in hollywood that first time
and that joint we smoked was the worst time
cause doing drugs with parents is just wrong

this petron's for jason
this lager's for andy
and these doses are for bomer
and this fix is for bradley
this song is for winning losers
it's for lucky substance abusers
the ones who left their black marks
on us all

• 100 Times Fuckeder
• 60%
• 60% (Reprise)
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• Cantando En Espanol
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Door Nails
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Instant Crassic
• Leaving Jesusland
• One Celled Creature
• Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
• The Man I Killed
• The Marxist Brothers
• USA-Holes
• We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum
• Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
• You Will Lose Faith