Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun �til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good fucking luck…

• 100 Times Fuckeder
• 60%
• 60% (Reprise)
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• Cantando En Espanol
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Door Nails
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Instant Crassic
• Leaving Jesusland
• One Celled Creature
• Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
• The Man I Killed
• The Marxist Brothers
• USA-Holes
• We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum
• Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
• You Will Lose Faith