In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy


My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a bath

I say, no, not today, it's only tuesday


Once every 24 hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

That's not the way I do it

Do it do it


Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't want to do it

Do it do it


It doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean?


Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them

• Brain Constipation
• Cheese
• El Lay
• Food, Sex, & Ewe
• Gonoherpasyphlilaids
• Green Corn
• I Don't Want You Around
• Just The Flu
• New Boobs
• Nowhere
• Shower Days
• The Malachi Crunch
• The Moron Brothers
• Together on The Sand
• Where's My Slice?