Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36d


I'm not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams


My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be


Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick, local anesthetic


Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don't know


The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore

• Brain Constipation
• Cheese
• El Lay
• Food, Sex, & Ewe
• Gonoherpasyphlilaids
• Green Corn
• I Don't Want You Around
• Just The Flu
• New Boobs
• Nowhere
• Shower Days
• The Malachi Crunch
• The Moron Brothers
• Together on The Sand
• Where's My Slice?