The beer is better in Canada
The people are better in Canada
The hockey players are better in Canada
But America has better hockey teams.

The ecstasy is better in Canada
The weed is better in Canada
I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada
But America has better cocaine

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada
The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada
Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada
But America has better crack cocaine.

• Bob
• Buggley Eyes
• Canada Has Better Heroin
• Champs Г‰lysГ©es (English Version)
• Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
• East Bay
• Electricity
• Forming
• Germ Free Adolescents
• Glass War
• I Wanna Be an Alcoholic
• I Wanna Be Your Baby
• Johnny Appleseed
• Last Caress
• Lazy Train
• Liza & Louise
• Open Your Eyes
• Please Play This Song on The Radio
• See Her Pee
• She's Gone
• Soul Doubt
• Sticking in My Eye
• Straight Edge
• Thalidomide Child
• The Bag
• Vincent
• Warm
• We Don't Play Ska Anymore