Last night was really fun, that's what I heard from almost everyone
I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account
I don't remember what booze I drank, I'm not sure what kind of drugs were done
Without any account can you count it as fun?
I don't remember what notes to play, I don't remember the words I sing
Was it a good show if you can't remember a thing?

Who sharpied 'slut' on my forehead?
How did this blood get on my shirt?
Was it aggravated assault if you're the only one who got hurt?

I might have met her on myspace, I think I went over to her place
Does it count as sex if you can't remember her face?

I dislocated my knee how come my bedroom smells like piss?
Was it a good time? What did we talk about?
Afternoon fades to blackout

Who's number is this on my hand?
Why do I have shoes without socks?
Maybe this is the right time for a supervised detox

• All My Friends In New York
• Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• California Гњber Alice
• Civil Defense
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Fan Mail
• Fungus
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Golden Boys
• I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
• I Am Going To Hell For This One
• I, Melvin
• Insulted By Germans (Again)
• Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
• Last Night Was Really Fun?
• Leaving Jesusland
• No Way
• One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
• Teenage Punching Bag
• The Man I Killed
• There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
• What Now Herb?
• You Will Lose Faith
• You're Wrong
• Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car