Germans Love To Insult ME
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends

Scottish don't speak a language
The British Love To GOB
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya

Canadians talk shit ABOOT me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything is Italy is stuck or broken down

The Kiwis I cant remember
Russians turned us away
Australians are so fuckin cool i got no shit to say

Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shits to us
the French like Jerry Lewis

The Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fuckin tall
but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all

So lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers

• All My Friends In New York
• Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
• Benny Got Blowed Up
• California Гњber Alice
• Civil Defense
• Cool And Unusual Punishment
• Fan Mail
• Fungus
• Getting High On The Down Low
• Golden Boys
• I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
• I Am Going To Hell For This One
• I, Melvin
• Insulted By Germans (Again)
• Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
• Last Night Was Really Fun?
• Leaving Jesusland
• No Way
• One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
• Teenage Punching Bag
• The Man I Killed
• There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
• What Now Herb?
• You Will Lose Faith
• You're Wrong
• Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car