Spent a million dollars on amphetamines
Crashed a lot of cars
Fucked all the stupid stars in hollywood
Because I could, because we could

So you loved to hate us in your private jets
Funny how you bitched and moaned
'cause you got fat and rich
And when I'm dead
All you'll put on my headstone is that

I'm so fake
I'm a dirty little bastard
Fake
I was always so plastered
Fake
So you say it's true
Fake
I'm a dirty little whore
Fake
I'm everything and more
Looks like I'm fake
Just like just like you

40 million records and going strong
Never won a grammy
Still won't play along in hollywood
Like we should
(chorus)

My diamond rings and cocaine binges
All strung out on your syringes
Sold my soul while you sold records
I have been your slave forever

What are you fat cats doing anyway?
Take our money and flush it down the drain

You're so fake
You're a dirty little bastard
Fake
You're always so plastered
Fake
So you say it's true
Looks like I'm a fake like you
Fake
You're a dirty little whore
Fake
You're always such a bore
Fake
So you say it's true
Looks like I'm a fake like you

• 1st Band on The Moon
• Dragstrip Superstar
• Fake
• Hell on High Heels
• Hollywood Ending
• New Tattoo
• Porno Star
• Punched in The Teeth by Love
• She Needs Rock N Roll
• Treat Me Like The Dog I Am
• White Punks on Dope