We hate it when our friends become successful
We hate it when our friends become successful
Oh, look at those clothes
Now look at that face, it's so old
And such a video !
Well, it's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...

We hate it when our friends become successful
And if they're northern, that makes it even worse
And if we can destroy them
You bet your life we will
Destroy them
If we can hurt them
Well, we may as well ...
It's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha ...

You see, it should've been me
It could've been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say :

Ah, you have loads of songs
So many songs
Oh, songs - and they can stand
Verse
Chorus
And middle eighth
Break a fade
Just listen ...
La, la-la, la-la
Oh ...
La la la la la la la la

Thankyou, I love you. goodbye.

• Dial-a-clichй
• East West
• Get Off The Stage
• Glamorous Glue
• Harry Rag
• Heir Apparent
• I Can Have Both
• I Know It's Gonna Happen Someday
• I Know Very Well How I Got My Name
• I Know Very Well How I Got My Note Wrong
• Interlude
• Journalists Who Lie
• Let The Right One Slip In
• Lost
• My Insatiable One
• Now I Am a Was
• Oh Well, I'll Never Learn
• Please Help The Cause Against Loneliness
• Pregnant for The Last Time
• Seasick, Yet Still Docked
• Skin Storm
• Striptease With a Difference
• That's Entertainment
• The Edges Are No Longer Parallel
• The National Front Disco
• There Speaks a True Friend
• This is Not Your Country
• Tomorrow
• Trash
• We Hate It when Our Friends Become Successful
• You Must Please Remember
• You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Side