Me and my mate we think you're great
Some we like and some we hate
I know him I've seen him on the adverts
Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts

You were bloody great last time you come
I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum
Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

So how'd you get a start in show biz
My mate's as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think they're great, just fantastic
I'm unemployed, he's still at school
He gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool

You don't half sweat a lot up there
Have you got showers in here?
You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc
Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy
My mom says we're a pair of perverts
Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts

C'mon mister

We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain
Now we've missed the frigging train

Hey! can I have one of them lagers?

Thanks very much, mate. can 'e have one?

A-one, a-two, a-one two three four

• Angel of Mercy
• Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-shirts
• Be Mine
• Bewildered
• Blues Stay Away from Me
• Communiquй
• Congo Square
• Cool Drink of Water Blues
• Creole Angel
• Denomination Blues
• Do Right to Me Baby
• Don't You Get It
• Down to The Waterline
• Eastbound Train
• Expresso Love
• Fade to Black
• Follow Me Home
• Hand in Hand
• Heavy Fuel
• How Long
• I Think I Love You Too Much
• If I Had You
• In The Gallery
• Industrial Disease
• Iron Hand
• It Never Rains
• Kingdom Come
• Lady Writer
• Les Boys
• Lions
• Long Highway
• Love Over Gold
• Metroland
• Milk Cow Blues
• Millionaire Blues
• Mississippi Blues
• My Parties
• News
• No Can Do
• No Wonder He's Confused
• Nobody's Got The Gun
• On Every Street
• Once Upon a Time in The West
• One More Matinee
• One Way Gal
• One World
• Our Love
• Planet of New Orleans
• Please Baby
• Portobello Belle
• Private Investigations
• Railroad Worksong
• Ride Across The River
• Run Me Down
• Wag The Dog
• Water of Love
• When It Comes to You
• Where Do You Think You're Going?
• Why Worry
• Wild West End
• You & Your Friend
• Your Latest Trick