Up I rush off to work
Hello fred you look half dead and
Are you coming are you going
I could never do a double shift
(allo fred get some bed fred)

Hello steve long time no see
I like the stones still on the thieve
Bet you ain't half seen some time
In your short-lived life of crime
(by the way, have you got the time ? )

On the beat pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete... beat pete

Hello snowball, you still drunk ?
Here have a smoke, anyone for lunch ?
A printed person of last week's times
Seen a lot of stars and moonshine
(spare you a dime ? )

On the beat pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete... beat pete

Hello bun been down the oven ?
What's the rate for a single person ?
Is it good, is it sad ?
You look unhappy it must be bad

Hello may been a busy lady
All work and no time for play
Still it's the life you chose I suppose
Good luck to you come what may !
Skip-a-di-do-da-days !

On the beat pete
Wiv me size ten feet
I wander up and down the town
For me that's a treat
The beauties of the city and
Everything's sweet
For me that's a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete
Swing my truncheon merrily
Try to teach the blind to see
Move a lady for a seat
Tourist find a sight to see
Mingle with the crowd
I wonder if they're proud
Yes, that would be a treat
'cos I'm on the beat pete... beat pete

Beat pete(x 7)

• Baggy Trousers
• Close Escape
• Crying Shame
• Disapear
• Embarrasment
• Ernie
• Not Home Today
• On The Beat Pete
• Overdone
• Return of The Los Palmas 7
• Shadow of Fear
• Solid Gone
• Take It or Leave It
• Thats The Way to Do It
• The Business