I've never been lucky
At picking up women
But this life that I live
Is not one that I choose
She was a waitress
With hair blond and curly
With a pretty black dress
And those japanese shoes

Man I need to impress her
'cause I'd like to undress her
I need a song about sonja
When I'm singing tonight

She looked so pretty
As she poured my coffee
But she had her eye
On my freind at the bar
And I watched her watch him
And I watched her thinking
I wish her eye was on me

Man I need to impress her
'cause I'd like to undress her
I need a song about sonja
When I'm singing tonight

And if I could sing her
A tender love ballad
I'd hope that the audience might sing along
But I can't find the right way
To tell her my feelings
And still make the words rhyme with sonja

No I've never been lucky
At picking up women
But this life that I live
Is not one that I choose
She was a waitress
Now she's gone forever
And I'm stuck with this song
That I never will use

Man you need to impress her
If you want to undress her
Sing a song about sonja
When you're singing tonight
Sing a song about sonja
When you're singing tonight

• Ain't It Somethin'
• Creeps Like Me
• Fat Babies
• Good-bye to Carolina
• Hello Grandma
• I Love Everybody
• I Think You Know What I Mean
• I've Got The Blues
• Just The Morning
• La to The Left
• Moon on My Shoulder
• Old Friend
• Penguins
• Skinny Legs
• Sonja
• The Fat Girl
• The Record Lady
• They Don't Like Me