There's an old man at the very end
Of the parking lot leaning on his car and
Drinking beer and laughing out loud
Before my head starts spinning around,
As I try to find a place to take a stand
But only wind up sitting anyplace I can
With didjit's song stuck in my head
I kinda think I might of said
Now I'm three quarts drunk and I'm out of time.

• Big
• Black Coffee
• Blindsided
• Boomtown
• Down Beat
• Growing up on a Couch
• Jen Doesn't Like Me Anymore
• Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts
• Liquor Store
• My Very Own Flag
• One Last Cigarette
• Out of The Crowd
• Robo
• Short on Ideas
• Shotgun
• Three Quarts Drunk
• Throw The Brick
• Where in The Hell is Mike Sinkovich?