I read the news today, oh, boy
About a lucky man who's made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights have changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords

I saw a film today, oh, boy
The english army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bad
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I saw the news today, oh, boy
Four-thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall
I'd love to turn you on

• #9 Dream
• A Day in The Life
• Aisumasen
• Angela
• Attica State
• Be My Baby
• Beautiful Boy
• Beautiful Boys
• Beef Jerky
• Bless You
• Born in Prison
• Borrowed Time
• Bring on The Lucie
• Cleanup Time
• Cold Turkey
• Come Together
• Dear Yoko
• Don't Be Scared
• Don't Let Me Down
• Every Man Has a Woman Who Loves Him
• Give Me Something
• Give Peace a Chance
• God
• Going Down on Love
• Grow Old With Me
• Happy Xmas
• Hard Times Are Over
• Help!
• Hold On
• How
• How Do You Sleep ?
• I Do Not Want to Be Soldier
• I Don't Wanna Face It
• I Found Out
• I Know
• I'm Losing You
• I'm Moving On
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm Stepping Out
• In My Life
• Instant Karma
• Intuition
• Isolation
• John Sinclair
• Julia
• Just Gimme Some Truth
• Kiss Kiss Kiss
• Let Me Count The Ways
• Look at Me
• Love
• Meat City
• Mind Games
• Mother
• My Little Flower Princess
• My Mummy's Dead
• New York City
• Nobody Loves You
• Nobody Told Me
• O' Sanity
• Oh Yoko
• Old Dirt Road
• One Day
• Only People
• Out The Blue
• Power to The People
• Real Love
• Remember
• Revolution
• Rip It Up/ready Teddy
• Scared
• Serve Yourself
• Sister, O Sister
• Sleepless Night
• Stand by Me
• Starting Over
• Steel & Glass
• Strawberry Fields Forever
• Sunday Bloody Sunday
• Surprise, Surprise
• The Ballad of John Yoko
• The Luck of The Irish
• Tight A$
• Twist & Shout
• Watching The Wheels
• We're All Water
• Well Well Well
• What You Got
• Whatever Gets You Through The Night
• Woman
• Woman is The Nigger of The World
• Working Class Hero
• Ya Ya
• Yes, I'm Your Angel
• Yesterday
• You Are Here
• You're The One