The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
But 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
[Chorus]
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
"Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start
"Hi, my name's Barbie"
"My name's Ken"
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again
[Repeat Chorus]
And one size fits all!!!

• Angry Days
• Bad Moon Rising
• Beer Goggles
• Bury The Hatchet
• Child Inside
• Foiled Again
• Lag Wagon
• Mr. Coffee
• Noble End
• Of Mind And Matter
• Parents Guide To Living
• Stop Whining
• Tragic Vision