Uncle bob, you're a drunken slob
Daddy brought home a real winner
Yeah
Wake the guest, drink the tea
For his holiday dinner
Uncle bob walked through the door
He was built
He was fucking ga-galore

The strength of his body was kind of a shock
The first time he put mike in a headlock
He crossed the line
Put his feet on the chair
How can we fine ? ? aunt?

Uncle bob, you're a drunken fucking slob
Uncle bob, you're a drunken slob

• Bite The Wax Tadpole
• Cat O Nine Tails
• Cool Out
• I Drink
• It's Not You
• Let's Rock Tonight
• Metal Stampede
• Runnin' from The Law
• Snake Handler
• Uncle Bob