Twas the night before christmas, when all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see? !
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. funny wasn't it, ya see?

One, two, three, four, santa can suck my dick all day!

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