Swell, they call me the super salesman
'cause selling is all I do.
I've got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you--
'cause I'm a super salesman
Super super salesman;
I'm a super salesman,
That's what I am!

You can tell I'm a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..
Guaranteed to lose!
I'm a super salesman, etc.

But you'll be doing yourself a favour
And you know that I'm sincere;
I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap
It's music to the ears.
Now listen to me:

Sell, sell.

I've got things to save you money
I've got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
I'm a super salesman, etc.

Yes I'm the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere;
Take a good look inside of yourself
You'll find a salesman there.
And you're the super salesman,
Super super salesman;
You're the super salesman,
That's what you are.

Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Sell yourself, it's later than you think;
Super salesman,
Super super salesman, etc.
Uper salesman

• All This Crazy Gift of Time
• Among Us
• Animals
• Ballad of a Salesman Who Sold Himself
• Ballbearing Blues
• Banana Hymn
• Champagne & Valium
• Circular Letter
• Clarietta Rag
• Diminished but Not Finished
• Eleanor's Cake Which Ate Her
• Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
• Feelin', Reelin', Squealin'
• Girl on a Swing
• Goodnight Goodnight
• Guru Banana
• Hat Song
• I Don't Depend on You
• I'm So Tired
• Idiots
• Invitation
• Irreversible Neural Damage
• Jolie Madame
• Lunatic's Lament
• Madame Butterfly
• Only Heaven Knows
• Orible Orange
• Rheinhardt & Geraldine
• See You Later
• Singing a Song in The Morning
• Song for Insane Times
• Soon Soon Soon
• Stepping Out
• Stop This Train
• Super Salesman
• Sweet Deceiver
• Take Me to Tahiti
• That's What You Get Babe
• The Doctor Dream Theme
• The One Chance Dance
• The Oyster & The Flying Fish
• Toujours La Voyage
• Town Feeling
• View from The Mountain
• Where Do I Go from Here
• Where Do The Stars End