I'm an orible orange
Covered in chemical spray.
I'm absolutely nasty
That's why I have to say
That I'm an orible orange
(he's an orible orange)
I'm an orible orange
(he's an orible orange)
I'm an orible orange
(he's an orible orange)
And you shouldn't eat me.

I'm a soggy white sandwich
Made from bleached white bread.
I'm absolutely nutrition-less and useless,
That's why it has to be said
That I'm a soggy white sandwich
(he's a soggy white sandwich), etc.

I'm a chemical kipper,
Coloured with poisonous red dye.
I wish I were a beautiful bloater
But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie.
I'm a chemical kipper, etc.

I'm a lamentable lentil
Lamentablentablentablentable lentil.
I'm a lamentable lentil, etc...

I'm a miserable maggot,
I live in poisoned fruit.
I always have bad tummy aches,
And very often puke--blechgh!
I'm a miserable maggot
Such a miserable maggot.
Fruit ain't what it used to be.
I'm a miserable maggot, etc...

I'm an unhappy apple
Covered in chemical dust
I'm absolutely toxic
So I warn you all I must
I'm an unhappy apple, etc.

...you shouldn't eat me.

• All This Crazy Gift of Time
• Among Us
• Animals
• Ballad of a Salesman Who Sold Himself
• Ballbearing Blues
• Banana Hymn
• Champagne & Valium
• Circular Letter
• Clarietta Rag
• Diminished but Not Finished
• Eleanor's Cake Which Ate Her
• Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
• Feelin', Reelin', Squealin'
• Girl on a Swing
• Goodnight Goodnight
• Guru Banana
• Hat Song
• I Don't Depend on You
• I'm So Tired
• Idiots
• Invitation
• Irreversible Neural Damage
• Jolie Madame
• Lunatic's Lament
• Madame Butterfly
• Only Heaven Knows
• Orible Orange
• Rheinhardt & Geraldine
• See You Later
• Singing a Song in The Morning
• Song for Insane Times
• Soon Soon Soon
• Stepping Out
• Stop This Train
• Super Salesman
• Sweet Deceiver
• Take Me to Tahiti
• That's What You Get Babe
• The Doctor Dream Theme
• The One Chance Dance
• The Oyster & The Flying Fish
• Toujours La Voyage
• Town Feeling
• View from The Mountain
• Where Do I Go from Here
• Where Do The Stars End