(was originally zanz kant danz)

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Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (x 4)

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Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance.
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;
Little billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,
For the little pig vanz.

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You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So billy and vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like oliver twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.

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• Big Train
• Centerfield
• I Can't Help Myself
• I Saw It on Tv
• Rock & Roll Girls
• Searchlight
• The Old Man Down The Road
• Vanz Kant Danz