I don't wanna
Do we have to
I don't wanna
Do we have to

Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods
We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage
I got a ping pong table

I don't wanna
Do we have to
I don't wanna
Do we have to

Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks
Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone
I got my thermals on

Gatorade bottles filled with warm Smirnoff
Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off
I puked by the tree
I peed in the grass
and get poison ivy all over your ass

In the woods

Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight
The Last time I did I got into a fight
with some guy, who graduated 3 years ago

Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup
Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up
I pumped that tap, with my best friend
And he flipped me over for a keg stand (keg stand)

I'm drinkin' in the woods

I'm drunk
Tree trunk
I'm drunk
Tree trunk

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