(jimmy buffett, roger guth)
A sail on the horizon's got a land fall rendezvous
The captain steers a well known course he steers her straight and true
As he trims the sheets he sings a song he learned on boats and bars
A sailor spends his christmas in a harbour 'neath the stars

He's traveled through the doldrums, typhoons and hurricanes
He's logged a million soggy miles, with water on his brain
But christmas is the season better suited for dry land
He'll tell some lies, meet some spies and dance barefoot in the sand

Chorus:
A sailor spends his christmas in a harbour on the hook
Cali, calais no work today, let's shelve the old log book
The waterfront is reveling, the season has begun
A sailor spends his christmas in a harbour having fun.

There's a party down at le select all music, rhum and cheers
Faces in the shadows, I haven't seen for years
The masts and shrouds are filled with lights 'neath the waning of the moon
There's an air of celebration in the realm of king neptune.

Chorus:

Instrumental bridge

Jesus was a fisherman who walked upon the sea
The north pole is the ocean's remote frozen balcony
The continents keep drifting but the children sing and play
Cause nothing really matters after all it's christmas day

Chorus:

• A Sailors Christas
• Ain't He a Genius
• Another Saturday Night
• Christmas Island
• Dixie Diner
• Don't Bug Me
• Green Flash at Sunset
• Happy Christmas
• Ho Ho Ho & a Bottle of Rhum
• I'll Be Home for Christmas
• Jingle Bells
• Mele Kalikimaka
• Merry Christmas, Alabama
• Morris' Nightmare
• Perrier Blues
• Reggae Accident
• Richard Frost
• Run Rudolph Run
• Souvenirs
• The Christian
• Treetop Flyer
• Trouble on The Horizon
• Turning Around
• Up on The Housetop