* jewel and atz together

A little yodeling song
For my man yo
And I know that yo don't know
That I wrote this song a late one night
He'd heard me yodeling down at hobo gin's
And we were hanging out at the putter inn
He was beggin me to yodel
And oh yo he wasn't half the type
He held out his hand
I said what's your name?
And he said yo
So I asked him again
And he said yo again
So I figured it must be his name
Well I was having some perculiar thoughts
But you can't say much with a name like atz
So I settled back
Tried to figure out yo-yo's game
Now yo was sailin three sheets of the wind
With a frozen stare
And an ear-to-ear grin
He kept beggin me to yodel, sayin
G-gget up there and yodel with the band
It was my good friend rod with a hired gun
So I stepped up to have a little bit of fun
With the lead, and the bass and the drummer and the rhythm man
Now yo he staggered right up to the stage
He had this angelic smile on his face
That sucker looked like he floated up to heaven and he died
While I never had a fan quite like yo before
He stood there mesmerized on the floor
He started stompin and clappin when he heard my yodeling cry

(chorus)
And I said
*yo this yodeling song's for you
No matter where you go
No matter what you do
Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent
I've never had myself a fan club before
But yo don't you know that one thing's for sure
If I do I'll make you my fan club president

And I said
*(yodel)

Well when I got through
I said there you go yo
And he was still smiling but his eyes were still closed
And I thought I was going to get away from him
But then he opened them wide and said
I-ii want to hear some more
Well I was wearing out my welcome and I was running out of time
But I decided that I'd yodel up another line
Cause I thought it was the only way I could get yo off the floor
Then I got to thinking
I realized
Suddenly I realized
Why old yo liked yodeling
Because everytime I yodeled I was saying yo's name
Well then I got to thinking it probably wouldn't work too well
In fact it downright sounds like hell
If you ever try to yodel using anybody elses name

Try inga
*inga-lay (etc.)

See what I mean it just doesn't work

So in this whole wide world
No matter where I go
One thing I've learned
I've finally know
I'll never yodel again if there's anyone in the audience named yo

And I said
*yo this yodeling song's for you
No matter where you go
No matter what you do
Remember that time spent yodeling's time well spent
I've never had myself a fan club before
But yo don't you know that one thing's for sure
If I do I'll make you my fan club president

And I said
*(yodel)
(long yodel)

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• A Housewife's Revenge
• A Very Big Girl
• Abcd
• Afraid It's Too Late
• Ain't No Lookin Back
• All by Myself
• All The Animals
• Angel Needs a Ride
• Be Still My Little Heart
• Because I Love You
• Been Down So Long
• Behind The Wall
• Billy
• Boy Needs a Bike
• Breaking Up
• Buttercup
• Can't Take My Soul
• Carnivore
• Chime Bells
• Circle Song
• Closer to Fine
• Cold Song
• Comfortably Numb
• Cruise Control
• Daddy She's a Goddess
• Dance Between Two Women
• Dancing Barefoot
• Down
• Down at The Bridge
• Electric Fan
• Emily
• Everything Breaks Sometime
• Fade Away
• Flower
• Fly to Me Angel
• Food Stamp Love
• Fragile Flame
• Fragile Heart
• God's Gift to Women
• Goodwill Store
• Have a Little Faith in Me
• Here when Gone
• His Pleasure is My Pain
• Hotel Angel
• I Don't Care
• I Hate Valentine's Day
• I Thought I Saw You Last Night
• I've Got The Blues More Than You Do Blues
• If This is What Love Is
• Impala
• In a Woman's Life
• Intro
• Jessica
• Just Passing Time
• Just So Happens
• Kiss Your Ass
• Lasciatemi Morire
• Last Dance Rodeo
• Let It Rip, Let It Fly
• Let Them In
• Life's a Great Big Mystery Show
• Little Bird Song
• Louisa & Her Blue Guitar
• Making Me Blue
• Mamma's Little Hero
• Marital Carnival
• Memoirs of a Housewife
• Money
• Moon Over Austin
• My Fish Family
• My Own Private God's Gift to Women
• Need a Piece of Your Love Machine
• Nicotine Love
• Nikos
• No More Heartaches
• One Left Shoe
• Poem Song
• Quiet Warrior
• Race Car Driver
• Rocker Girl
• Run Tonto Run
• See Sassy
• She Cries
• Silver Lining
• Silver Satin Wings
• Spivy Leeks
• Star Child
• Stranger Enter from The East
• Studies in Love #12
• Styrofoam Dream
• Summer Home in Your Arms
• Summertime
• Sunshine Superman
• Swedish Song
• The Man Who's Already Gone
• The Water is Wide
• Tiny Love Spaces
• Too Darn Hot
• Train Song
• Under The Water
• Unsung in Your Eyes
• V-12 Cadillac
• Walk Away
• Weeping Tree
• What Matters is The Heart
• When I Was With You
• Winter Song
• Without You by My Side
• Yo
• You Make Lovin' Fun
• You're in Cleveland Today