Spivy leeks was a drip of a man
I met him washing dishes in a local cafe
And he told me if...were fishes
He'd steal all their scales and he ... away

Spivy leeks was an introvert
Like a broken radio
He'd make your day real long
An end result, ... time he looked up women's skirt
Just trying to figure out what was right from what was wrong

He was looking for jesus in all the wrong places
There in my hole, save his soul
Spivy leeks, it's time to go home

Spivy leeks was an odd looking man
He looks just like a pool table
Shoved into jeans
And he thought that he possessed a secret power
And no matter what he did, he would be redeemed

Spivy leeks lived at the local 7-11
He looked at dirty magazines most everyday
He studied those pictures like he studied the bible
He thought that they were angels and that he'd been saved

He was looking for jesus in all the wrong places
There in my hole, save his soul
Spivy leeks, it's time to go home

Spivy leeks robbed a liquor store
Instead of a gun, he used a candy bar
He told the cashiers that he was their saviour
But his holyness,
His holyness and his baby ruth didn't get him very far

Spivy leeks died a glorious death
Down on main street
It was quite a public site
And as mr. sheriff man was about to
Blow him to pieces
He said halejuhah, I'm coming home tonight.

• 1,000 Miles Away
• 501 Beauty Queen
• A Housewife's Revenge
• A Very Big Girl
• Abcd
• Afraid It's Too Late
• Ain't No Lookin Back
• All by Myself
• All The Animals
• Angel Needs a Ride
• Be Still My Little Heart
• Because I Love You
• Been Down So Long
• Behind The Wall
• Billy
• Boy Needs a Bike
• Breaking Up
• Buttercup
• Can't Take My Soul
• Carnivore
• Chime Bells
• Circle Song
• Closer to Fine
• Cold Song
• Comfortably Numb
• Cruise Control
• Daddy She's a Goddess
• Dance Between Two Women
• Dancing Barefoot
• Down
• Down at The Bridge
• Electric Fan
• Emily
• Everything Breaks Sometime
• Fade Away
• Flower
• Fly to Me Angel
• Food Stamp Love
• Fragile Flame
• Fragile Heart
• God's Gift to Women
• Goodwill Store
• Have a Little Faith in Me
• Here when Gone
• His Pleasure is My Pain
• Hotel Angel
• I Don't Care
• I Hate Valentine's Day
• I Thought I Saw You Last Night
• I've Got The Blues More Than You Do Blues
• If This is What Love Is
• Impala
• In a Woman's Life
• Intro
• Jessica
• Just Passing Time
• Just So Happens
• Kiss Your Ass
• Lasciatemi Morire
• Last Dance Rodeo
• Let It Rip, Let It Fly
• Let Them In
• Life's a Great Big Mystery Show
• Little Bird Song
• Louisa & Her Blue Guitar
• Making Me Blue
• Mamma's Little Hero
• Marital Carnival
• Memoirs of a Housewife
• Money
• Moon Over Austin
• My Fish Family
• My Own Private God's Gift to Women
• Need a Piece of Your Love Machine
• Nicotine Love
• Nikos
• No More Heartaches
• One Left Shoe
• Poem Song
• Quiet Warrior
• Race Car Driver
• Rocker Girl
• Run Tonto Run
• See Sassy
• She Cries
• Silver Lining
• Silver Satin Wings
• Spivy Leeks
• Star Child
• Stranger Enter from The East
• Studies in Love #12
• Styrofoam Dream
• Summer Home in Your Arms
• Summertime
• Sunshine Superman
• Swedish Song
• The Man Who's Already Gone
• The Water is Wide
• Tiny Love Spaces
• Too Darn Hot
• Train Song
• Under The Water
• Unsung in Your Eyes
• V-12 Cadillac
• Walk Away
• Weeping Tree
• What Matters is The Heart
• When I Was With You
• Winter Song
• Without You by My Side
• Yo
• You Make Lovin' Fun
• You're in Cleveland Today