I, uh, still have problem... if it's ok with them... over there
Them... the dark carnival in general... it'sthe whole stabbin' thing again,
Its... see iuh...

I stab people, like everyday folks
Skinny people, any people, I chop out they throats
My stabbin's are ninja-like with the quickness (hey)
By the time you feel it, I'm like three blocks away
I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck
Now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put-put-put-put-put
I do shows and stab people at the same time, what of it?
I stab barracade security guards in the back of the neck
I love waffle house, I stab people there
They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care
I love stabbin' people, def leppard, remember them?
Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off (you can ask him)lyor cohen, the
President of island,
I'm at a business meeting with him, lookin' at him, smilin'
I jumped up to stab him, but he kicked my ass
Seventeenth floor, they threw me out through the glass
Can you help me?


Slice 'em up, slice 'em down
Side to side and all around
They don't help, they don't care
Ginsu swingin' everywhere

Jehovah's witnesses, I swear man I love 'em
They're standin' on the porch knockin', I waitin' above 'em
Puncture wound victims right to my door
Come back muthafucker, I'll stab you some more
One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best
I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex
I stabbed tony schiavone, the commentator guy
Before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye
I stabbed norman smiley in the middle of a match
He was like what are you doin? , I said fuckin' relax
I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran
Everybody chased me, catch me if you can
I tried stabbin' my own brother, bad news for my health
He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself
I stab cabbie drivers right through the thick glass
Ginsu, built to last
Can you help me?


I saved up my money and went and saw the lilith fair
I started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of 'em there
I took off my thong and I jumped in the pit
Only there wasn't any pit, there's was only me and that was it
But so what, I was throwin' myself all over the floor
Sarah mclachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin' whore
I met slipknot and I stabbed their ass'
Stabbed 'em all in the face, that's why they wear masks
My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood
I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood
But it's so hard to sleep because of the muffler
(brrbbrrbrbrbrrrbbrrbrr) I hate that fucker!
I did a song with three 6 mafia, them guys are the shit
We wnt to their studio and I started rockin' it
After the session, they all left up out of there
But I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer
Can you help me?

• Behind The Paint
• Fearless
• My Homie Baby Mama
• Please Don't Hate Me
• Still Stabbin'
• Take Me Away
• The Pendulum's Promise
• Tilt-A-Whirl
• We Gives No Fucks
• Whut