I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
This can't be happening to me
I think it just a dream
Halfway there I saw the glare
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in god
Before I found las vegas I'd say burn that synagogue
Now I believe, believe in god
In just one night I saw the light
So grab a cab and hold on tight

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I used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
Now there's no turning back I'd even bet my wife
This can't be happening to me
I'm losing everything
I say dear lord I'll steal a ford
And put it down on red

I believe, believe in god
To you it's just jesus christ to me it's jesus keno
I believe, believe in god
Fuck my health I just want wealth
And ceasar is my leader yea

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Evil I don't see no
My son's now named casino
Ask me why God lives here
You know I'll just say bingo
I'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
Drink more booze I just can't lose
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in god
It didn't take me much
I went there on a hunch
I believe, believe in god
Lucky number seven take me straight to heaven

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• A Day at The Office
• Casserole of Life
• Food for Thought
• Gar-bage , a Perfect Example of Uninteresting Poetry
• Generous Portions
• Give Me a Gun
• Gods Kingdom
• I Saw The Light
• Lock Down
• Marks Ark
• Room for Improvement
• Teri Yakimoto
• Thought Provoking Sonic Device
• Under The Sea
• Up Your Bum
• Use You Mind
• Whiskey