Well, I got myself a new car
Of course it's 44 years old
It's currently not running
But it's worth it's weight in gold
It's colored prim(er)
But it's all min(er)
I paid 10 grand
For this tina can
Come payday she'll be runnin
V8's milkshakes, yeehaw!
Fuzzy dice, jesus christ, yeehaw!
Well she's really lookin good
Just sitting on my lawn
All I need is everything
It shouldn't take me long ha ha!
Maybe by summ(er)
I'll find a bump(er)
This piece of shit
It ain't worth it
I should've bought a datsun
No brakes shortcake, yeehaw!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
Runs strong but not too long, yeehaw!
Flat tire new it's on fire, yeehaw!

• 1, 2, 3... Slam!
• American Made
• Asshole
• Born in The Usa
• Chicken Box
• Derek
• Disneyland
• Jamie's Petting Zoo
• Just a Fuck
• Marco-polo
• No Such Thing
• Oats
• Pot
• Race Track
• Steak
• Veggicide
• What's Gone Wrong
• Where Was I?