Blame it on la lanne
When something goes wrong
That sweatsuited scapegoat
For the exercising bomb he's our man
My lawn turned yellow
My goldfish died
I squirted some ben-gay
Right in my eye
He's the fucking cause
That sweatsuited scapegoat
With the atomic sock
When he exercises me
I know he doesn't shower
When I see him beatin' meat
He makes me want to shower

• Carp
• Gas Out
• Ghost
• Hypocrite
• I'm Punk
• Jack La Lanne
• No More
• Old Glory
• Toilet
• Under My Skin