Hey aardvark where's my ashtray
Put it in my room so I can smoke
Let's hire a race car driver
Drive through the park and just tell jokes
And if it costs too much
I'll foot the bill
Because I will
Oh oh I would like that
Oh oh I would like that

• #2 in The Model Home Series
• 158 Years of Beautiful Sex
• 2nd Moves to Twin
• 3 Year Old Man
• 3rd World Birdwatching
• A Life in Finer Clothing
• A Portrait Destroyed by Fire
• A Proud & Booming Industry
• A Visit to The Creep Dr.
• Adverse Wind
• Aim Correctly
• Alone Stinking & Unafraid
• Ambergris
• An Earful O' Wax
• And I Don't
• And My Unit Moves
• Announcers & Umpires
• Artboat
• Artificial Light
• Ascended Masters Grogshop
• At Odds With Doctor Genesis
• At The Farms
• Barricade
• Big School
• Bite
• Blatant Doom Trip
• Bottle of The Ghost of Time
• Bread Alone
• Broadcastor House
• Bughouse
• Can't Stop
• Captain's Dead
• Carnival Boy
• Catfood on The Earwig
• Caught Waves Again
• Chief Barrel Belly
• Circling Motorhead Mountain
• Club Molluska
• Color of My Blade
• Common Rebels
• Cool Off Kid Kilowatt
• Cooler Jocks
• Crocker's Favorite Song
• Cruise
• Crunch Pillow
• Crutch Came Slinking
• Crux
• Curse of The Black Ass Buffalo
• Cyclops
• Dayton, Ohio - 19 Something & 5
• Deaf Ears
• Deathtrot & Warlock Riding a Rooster
• Delayed Reaction Brats
• Discussing Wallace Chambers
• Do Something Real
• Do The Earth
• Do They Teach You to Chase? Uk Version Only
• Dodging Invisible Rays
• Dog's Out
• Donkey School
• Drawhole
• Drinker's Peace
• Dust Devil
• Dusted
• Dusty Bushworms
• Dying to Try This
• E's Navy Blue
• E-5
• Enjoy Jerusalem!
• Everyday
• Evil Speakers B
• Expecting Brainchild
• Fantasy Creeps
• Far-out Crops
• Finks
• Fountain of Youth
• Frequent Weaver Who Burns
• Gas Daddy Gas
• Gelatin, Ice Cream, Plum=8a
• Get to Know The Ropes - The Rope
• Girl from The Sun
• Gleemer
• Glow Boy Butlers
• Grandfather Westinghouse
• Green Face
• Greenface
• Ha Ha Man
• Hank's Little Fingers
• He's The Uncle
• Hermit Stew
• Hey Aardvark
• Hey Hey Spaceman
• Hope Not
• How Loft I Am?
• Hunter Complex
• I Didn't Know
• I Get Rid of You
• I'll Buy You a Bird
• I'll Name You The Flame That Cries
• Indian Fables
• Indian Was an Angel
• Is She Ever?
• Island Crimes
• Jar of Cardinals
• Jellyfish Reflector
• Johnny Appleseed
• June Salutes You!
• Just Say The Word
• Key Losers
• Kiss Only Important Ones
• Kisses to The Crying Cooks
• Knock'em Flyin'
• Land of Danger
• Larger Massachusetts
• Lariat Man
• Let's Ride
• Liar's Tale
• Life is Beautiful
• Like I Do
• Lips of Steel
• Living Upside Down
• Local Mix-up/murder Charge
• Long as The Block is Black
• Long Distance Man
• Look, It's Baseball
• Make Use
• Mammoth Cave
• Manenequin's Complaint Uk Version Only
• Marchers in Orange
• Martin's Mounted Head
• Matter Eater Lad
• Maxwell Jump
• Melted Pat
• Men Who Create Fright
• Messiahs
• Mice Feel Nice
• Minutemen
• Mobile
• My Impression Now
• My Thoughts Are a Gas
• Navigating Flood Regions
• No Welcome Wagons
• Non-absorbing
• None of Them Any Good
• Not Good for The Mechanism
• Now I'm Crying
• Old Battery
• Optional Bases Opposed
• Orange Jacket
• Order for The New Slave Trade
• Pantherz
• Paper Girl
• Pendulum
• People Are Leaving
• Perhaps Now The Vultures
• Pick Seeds from My Skull
• Pink Gun
• Plainskin
• Planet's Own Brand
• Please Freeze Me
• Pleeze Freeze Me
• Pop Zeus
• Port Authority
• Postal Blowfish
• Powerblessings
• Radio Show
• Real
• Reptilian Beauty Secrets
• Rubber Man
• Rumbling Joker
• Running Off With The Fun City Girls
• Sadder Than You
• Sadness is to End
• Same Things
• Satellite
• Scalding Creek
• Scalping The Guru
• Scissors
• Scoprpion Lounge Shutdown
• Second Step Next Language
• Selective Service
• Sensational Gravity Boy
• She Wants to Know
• Short on Posters
• Showbiz Opera Walrus
• Slick as Snails
• Slopes of Big Ugly
• Snatch Candy
• Snowman
• Snuff Movie
• Soft Smoke
• Sometimes I Cry
• Sopor Joe
• Sot
• Soul Train College Policeman
• Spring Tiger
• Squirmish Frontal Room
• Starboy
• Steeple of Knives
• Strictly Comedy
• Submarine Teams
• Subspace Biographies
• Subtle Gear Shifting
• Superior Sector Janitor X
• Systems Crash
• Television Prison
• The Big Make-over
• The Candyland Riots
• The Drinking Jim Crow
• The Future is in Eggs
• The Hard Way
• The Key Losers
• The Kite Surfer
• The Last Man Well Known to Kingpin
• The Natural Alarm
• The Opposing Engineer
• The Other Place
• The Qualifying Remainder
• The Singing Razorblade
• The Stir-crazy Pornographer
• The Top Chick's Silver Chord
• The Tumblers
• The Worryin' Song
• Tight Globes
• Time Machines
• To My Beloved Martha
• Toaster
• Town of Mirrors
• Trampoline
• Trap Soul Door
• Travels
• Tricyclic Looper
• Unbated Vicar of Scorched Earth
• Uncle Dave
• Underwater Explosions
• Universal Nurse Finger
• Unstable Journey
• V. I. P.
• Vibrations in The Woods
• Volcano Divers
• Waved Out
• We've Got Airplanes
• What About It?
• When She Turns 50
• Whiskey Ships
• White Flyer
• White Gloves Come 0ff
• White Whale
• Why Did You Land?
• Will You Show Me Your Gold?
• Wingtip Repair
• Wished I Was a Giant
• Wondering Boy Poet
• World of Fun
• Wrinkled Ghost
• You Can't Hold Your Women