Tom the happy pretender
One eye on the mend
One eye on his watch
His parents told him
Don't worry, tom, there's plenty o' jobs in the big
City but with one eye only
It gets so hard

No depth perception
Cyclops
No depth perception
Cyclops
No depth perception
Cyclops
No depth perception

• #2 in The Model Home Series
• 158 Years of Beautiful Sex
• 2nd Moves to Twin
• 3 Year Old Man
• 3rd World Birdwatching
• A Life in Finer Clothing
• A Portrait Destroyed by Fire
• A Proud & Booming Industry
• A Visit to The Creep Dr.
• Adverse Wind
• Aim Correctly
• Alone Stinking & Unafraid
• Ambergris
• An Earful O' Wax
• And I Don't
• And My Unit Moves
• Announcers & Umpires
• Artboat
• Artificial Light
• Ascended Masters Grogshop
• At Odds With Doctor Genesis
• At The Farms
• Barricade
• Big School
• Bite
• Blatant Doom Trip
• Bottle of The Ghost of Time
• Bread Alone
• Broadcastor House
• Bughouse
• Can't Stop
• Captain's Dead
• Carnival Boy
• Catfood on The Earwig
• Caught Waves Again
• Chief Barrel Belly
• Circling Motorhead Mountain
• Club Molluska
• Color of My Blade
• Common Rebels
• Cool Off Kid Kilowatt
• Cooler Jocks
• Crocker's Favorite Song
• Cruise
• Crunch Pillow
• Crutch Came Slinking
• Crux
• Curse of The Black Ass Buffalo
• Cyclops
• Dayton, Ohio - 19 Something & 5
• Deaf Ears
• Deathtrot & Warlock Riding a Rooster
• Delayed Reaction Brats
• Discussing Wallace Chambers
• Do Something Real
• Do The Earth
• Do They Teach You to Chase? Uk Version Only
• Dodging Invisible Rays
• Dog's Out
• Donkey School
• Drawhole
• Drinker's Peace
• Dust Devil
• Dusted
• Dusty Bushworms
• Dying to Try This
• E's Navy Blue
• E-5
• Enjoy Jerusalem!
• Everyday
• Evil Speakers B
• Expecting Brainchild
• Fantasy Creeps
• Far-out Crops
• Finks
• Fountain of Youth
• Frequent Weaver Who Burns
• Gas Daddy Gas
• Gelatin, Ice Cream, Plum=8a
• Get to Know The Ropes - The Rope
• Girl from The Sun
• Gleemer
• Glow Boy Butlers
• Grandfather Westinghouse
• Green Face
• Greenface
• Ha Ha Man
• Hank's Little Fingers
• He's The Uncle
• Hermit Stew
• Hey Aardvark
• Hey Hey Spaceman
• Hope Not
• How Loft I Am?
• Hunter Complex
• I Didn't Know
• I Get Rid of You
• I'll Buy You a Bird
• I'll Name You The Flame That Cries
• Indian Fables
• Indian Was an Angel
• Is She Ever?
• Island Crimes
• Jar of Cardinals
• Jellyfish Reflector
• Johnny Appleseed
• June Salutes You!
• Just Say The Word
• Key Losers
• Kiss Only Important Ones
• Kisses to The Crying Cooks
• Knock'em Flyin'
• Land of Danger
• Larger Massachusetts
• Lariat Man
• Let's Ride
• Liar's Tale
• Life is Beautiful
• Like I Do
• Lips of Steel
• Living Upside Down
• Local Mix-up/murder Charge
• Long as The Block is Black
• Long Distance Man
• Look, It's Baseball
• Make Use
• Mammoth Cave
• Manenequin's Complaint Uk Version Only
• Marchers in Orange
• Martin's Mounted Head
• Matter Eater Lad
• Maxwell Jump
• Melted Pat
• Men Who Create Fright
• Messiahs
• Mice Feel Nice
• Minutemen
• Mobile
• My Impression Now
• My Thoughts Are a Gas
• Navigating Flood Regions
• No Welcome Wagons
• Non-absorbing
• None of Them Any Good
• Not Good for The Mechanism
• Now I'm Crying
• Old Battery
• Optional Bases Opposed
• Orange Jacket
• Order for The New Slave Trade
• Pantherz
• Paper Girl
• Pendulum
• People Are Leaving
• Perhaps Now The Vultures
• Pick Seeds from My Skull
• Pink Gun
• Plainskin
• Planet's Own Brand
• Please Freeze Me
• Pleeze Freeze Me
• Pop Zeus
• Port Authority
• Postal Blowfish
• Powerblessings
• Radio Show
• Real
• Reptilian Beauty Secrets
• Rubber Man
• Rumbling Joker
• Running Off With The Fun City Girls
• Sadder Than You
• Sadness is to End
• Same Things
• Satellite
• Scalding Creek
• Scalping The Guru
• Scissors
• Scoprpion Lounge Shutdown
• Second Step Next Language
• Selective Service
• Sensational Gravity Boy
• She Wants to Know
• Short on Posters
• Showbiz Opera Walrus
• Slick as Snails
• Slopes of Big Ugly
• Snatch Candy
• Snowman
• Snuff Movie
• Soft Smoke
• Sometimes I Cry
• Sopor Joe
• Sot
• Soul Train College Policeman
• Spring Tiger
• Squirmish Frontal Room
• Starboy
• Steeple of Knives
• Strictly Comedy
• Submarine Teams
• Subspace Biographies
• Subtle Gear Shifting
• Superior Sector Janitor X
• Systems Crash
• Television Prison
• The Big Make-over
• The Candyland Riots
• The Drinking Jim Crow
• The Future is in Eggs
• The Hard Way
• The Key Losers
• The Kite Surfer
• The Last Man Well Known to Kingpin
• The Natural Alarm
• The Opposing Engineer
• The Other Place
• The Qualifying Remainder
• The Singing Razorblade
• The Stir-crazy Pornographer
• The Top Chick's Silver Chord
• The Tumblers
• The Worryin' Song
• Tight Globes
• Time Machines
• To My Beloved Martha
• Toaster
• Town of Mirrors
• Trampoline
• Trap Soul Door
• Travels
• Tricyclic Looper
• Unbated Vicar of Scorched Earth
• Uncle Dave
• Underwater Explosions
• Universal Nurse Finger
• Unstable Journey
• V. I. P.
• Vibrations in The Woods
• Volcano Divers
• Waved Out
• We've Got Airplanes
• What About It?
• When She Turns 50
• Whiskey Ships
• White Flyer
• White Gloves Come 0ff
• White Whale
• Why Did You Land?
• Will You Show Me Your Gold?
• Wingtip Repair
• Wished I Was a Giant
• Wondering Boy Poet
• World of Fun
• Wrinkled Ghost
• You Can't Hold Your Women